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I am the toilet God. My roommates were kind enough to leave a clogged toilet for me to deal with on move out day, and God only knows what caused such a massive backup of an industrial toilet. It’s not like it was your common home variety of toilet. No. This is the kind of toilet you see in public restrooms that are made to withstand whatever offerings you may drop into it. This toilet was not only punished, it was brutally raped and left to die. Anyway, they left me to deal with this unholy shit demon. They didn’t bother to leave the plunger that had remained NIB for the entire semester, so I was contemplating calling facilities. Then, as id God himself had placed it there in my time of need, I found an unused plunger on the stairs next to a Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Thank you, oh lord. You have delivered me from evil! However, in keeping with the theme of life hating me, the plunger turned out not to work.

My question is: Who the hell finds a plunger in their time of need? Who the hell finds a plunger that DOESN’T WORK in their time of need? God is mocking me. I can feel it.

I have a nice amount of stuff to do on my break. I guess it’s only a quasi-break since I’m taking two graduate courses. Besides that there are a few projects I’d like to finish.

Some game thing: I have an online game I’d like to at least get off the ground. I’m not so concerned with how it looks at the moment but I’d like to get the main story lines fixed up.

Anope modsite: This thing…will be my Everest. There are a ton of little tweaks and things that people have requested that should probably be implemented.

e-cabi.net: I will *finally* make a decent home page for this to keep people up to date on my projects.

FailIRC: Ideally I will get the old code cleaned up and have a shiny first release. As I’ve told people before, the old codebase was crap. Utter crap. So it’s getting redone in hopes that I will be able to release it to the general public.

That’s actually a lot of work. Oh well, maybe it will keep me entertained during the school year a little bit as well. Graduation in December. Woot.

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Well, some ass DDoS’ed Anope. Fun, eh? Someone trying to compensate for having a small penis most likely.

That being said, things should return to normal soon. I have wikiness to do >:/

I added a connection class to FailIRC. It still doesn’t do IRC stuff but this one should be much cleaner than the last attempt. I suppose we’ll see :) The aim is to provide another mIRC-like client that isn’t mIRC. I’m not too keen on the scripting language that is useless outside of mIRC or the fact that colors follow no standards. I’m expecting it to be crap at first since it’s the only C# I’ve done outside of ASP that has any real purpose.

A few people are cooking up some other projects that should be interesting. I won’t give that away here though :)

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So basically I’m writing this knowing that no one but me will read this and care. Well, I shouldn’t lie…even I don’t particularly care. I just need something to do.

This mono thing…whatever ass coughed on me should burn in a vat of hydrochloric acid. They call it the “kissing disease” but the only person I’ve kissed in ages isn’t a skank ass he-bitch and I know better than to even so much as touch any of the bitches at my school. There’s a large number of people with the clap there…I learned that while sitting in the wellness center waiting to hear that I have mono. I have a few weeks of a sore throat and sleeping 12+ hours a day ahead of me. I’m willing to share upon request…if you get it bad enough you can miss school! Yay! However, I can’t afford such breaks :<

So while my tonsils are the size of Siberia and I can’t swallow solid food, I’ve decided to continue work on my PHP bot. Still working on a name for it…but the idea seems to be pretty solid. Basically, it connects to IRC and just hangs out for now. The rest can be done with modules. I’m not entirely sure if my code is the best it could be so I’m doing a clean up. This will involve spooning the with php manual and petting vi in all the right places so that it behaves. Not sure if I wanna put it in an svn repo or not…perhaps I’ll try this git thing everyone’s raging about. Before I even consider it, it needs to be un-uglied. Maybe I should stop wasting time here and get on with it…

Has anyone else noticed that the Snuggie looks like a cult robe?

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